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全美超模大赛第一季 【综艺】

第01集

综艺

导演:未知主演:蒂塔·万·提斯 帕特里克·德马舍利耶 凯蒂·克里瑞 阿德里安妮·库瑞 泰拉·班克斯 姬莫拉·李 简妮斯·迪金森 温妮·哈洛 奈杰尔·巴克 J.亚历山大 香侬·斯图尔特 杰伊·曼努埃尔 吉赛尔·桑颂 伊利斯·瑟韦尔 

        This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of vid

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        This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...

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2025-10-26

1905网友: 游戏中规中矩,新意不足套路感比较重。

2024-07-01

腾讯视频网友: 镜头捕捉尚可,人物情绪刻画不够细腻。

2025-09-08

芒果TV网友: 话题刚进入有意思的部分,就被节目组切换环节,看得意犹未尽。

2026-07-30

爱奇艺网友: 嘉宾人设刻意,行为逻辑奇怪,难以代入。

2025-01-29

乐视网网友: 《全美超模大赛第一季》嘉宾综艺感均衡,不会只有一个人硬撑气氛,每个人都能贡献看点,整体观感很均衡。

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